A dream situation where I want Mike Ashley to stay at Newcastle United
No, I haven’t gone crazy, I hate Mike Ashley even more since he rushed us around with Joleen and still lives up to his dirty tricks.
However, the dream situation is that if the Prime Moron and his crew actually put their revamping of the roots and branches of the Premier League into action (I’m not holding my breath – see subsequent revelations), can you imagine Jabba turning up? wiggling like a wringer on a hook?
Mike Ashley has appeared before parliamentary committees before for his bad business practices and blatant mismanagement of our beloved club. He is in the sights of two of our supporting Toon MPs, Chi Onwurah and Ian Mearns.
So if this is indeed neither a deflection tactic nor a cynical attempt to win votes, I think Mike Ashley will at the thought of being forced to invest tons of money in our club and our community, create a training ground suited to the goal. and the academy and last but not least, potentially having to allow partial ownership of NUST as fans and community representatives imposed on it.
I think it would be such a shock to Mike Ashley’s wallet that he would even lower the price of Newcastle United, allowing a local consortium and a funder to put ownership of our club back into local hands.
As I write this, Ashley angered Edinburgh Council by tearing up the thin gold signs from the Jenners stores he bought and was forced to put them back two days later – this sounds familiar to you. ? Think of the rebranding of St James Park.
Now on to my reveal and why this might all just be a dream.
On Tuesday there were allegations that The Prime Moron supported the formation of the European Super League. Now this is very interesting – last week he was reveling in the way he blocked the FA for delaying our takeover decision.
Now it appears he could have encouraged her! We all know how much he hates our region and the idea of competing for a place in the top six was too much for him.
So what a beautiful dream, but there is little chance that it will happen unless we have a change of leadership or government!